Thursday, May 18, 2006

Urban Legends

Eastertide

I've been telling my friends here that America doesn't really exist. It's just a story English mothers make up to frighten their children.

I mean, really. "Dick Cheney" is so blatantly based on "Rumplestiltskin."

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3 comments:

-mike- said...

Poor kiddies...

#Debi said...

Niiiiiice...I mean, Rumplestiltskin never shot anyone in the face, even by accident....

+ Alan said...

King Georgie woke up in a cold sweat mumbling something about savages and unkempt ruffians - AAAGGHH!! (put your best accent of the uppa crust on now) - "Thank GOD it was ownly a terrible dream - oh dear! and the French were there too! It was simply dreadful!"