One of the radio stations out here, country of course, plays the pledge of allegiance and a patriotic song everyday at noon. But you might be afflicted.
Kyle, clearly God is calling you to repent of your heathen, freedom hating, marxist ways. Listen to this song by some real men of God, Diamond Reo. If you would like to pray with someone afterward just dial 1-888-needhim. Operators are standing by.
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One of the radio stations out here, country of course, plays the pledge of allegiance and a patriotic song everyday at noon. But you might be afflicted.
Auditory demon! I cast thee out in the powerful Name of our Lord Jesus Christ!!!
--kisses little purple stole, puts it away and leaves in confidence.
I suggest you develop yourself into a person who is post-demonic-affliction. Personally, I am post-post-demonic-affliction.
It's all about the narrative that I'm involved in within my community.
...hermeneutic of suspicion?...
Seriously, though, I had a Fergie song stuck in my head the other day. Does that mean that I have a Fergonic-affliction?
Maybe Jesse was playing the little gaslight trick on you...did you check for hidden country music radios?
I had Shake Your Groove Thing stuck in my head at school all day Thursday. Things could be worse...
Kyle, clearly God is calling you to repent of your heathen, freedom hating, marxist ways. Listen to this song by some real men of God, Diamond Reo. If you would like to pray with someone afterward just dial 1-888-needhim. Operators are standing by.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5YrAxDOEdA
Oh, holy shit.
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