Did you know that a $250 check to the Cooperative Program of the Southern Baptist Convention makes you a Southern Baptist church?
No, really! "Borrow" the checkbook of your local emerging catholic catholic church, apostate episcopalian parish, or wiccan coven (the last two are often the same thing) and find out for yourself!
Wouldn't your local Roman priest be vexed to find himself invited as a messenger to the convention this summer? Try it today!