Someone I once believed to be quite pious wished me a "Merry Christmas" today. This quickly revealed him to be a materialistic secularist intent on diluting the faith of the Church.
I threw a snowball at him.
Bloody mail carrier.
I must go and pick up my cassock at the dry cleaner. They can expect more of the same, should I face a similar assault.
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3 comments:
That rotten bastard! I hope the snowball had a rock in it!
Righteous!
I hope your cassock is bullet proof, cause he'll deffinitely be packin' tomarrow.
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