Monday, December 19, 2005

In the Trenches

4 Advent
My Personal War on Christmas, Day 6

Someone I once believed to be quite pious wished me a "Merry Christmas" today. This quickly revealed him to be a materialistic secularist intent on diluting the faith of the Church.

I threw a snowball at him.

Bloody mail carrier.

I must go and pick up my cassock at the dry cleaner. They can expect more of the same, should I face a similar assault.


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3 comments:

-mike- said...

That rotten bastard! I hope the snowball had a rock in it!

Tom Mohan said...

Righteous!

Robbie said...

I hope your cassock is bullet proof, cause he'll deffinitely be packin' tomarrow.